Cerita Lucu Ngeselin

Banyak kata sedikit pemikiran,banyak cerita tapi belum ada yang mendengarkan .. Sedikit bicara karena bungkam,sedikit kata karena jera akan kehidupan .. Kisah teragis terkadang membuat kita lupa,lupa akan TERTAWA terbahak ngakk-ngakkk !!! Eittts .. Hati-hati,awas penipuan,hindari tertawa sendirian karena akan membuat anda lupa dan orang akan menganggap anda telah gila,hakkhakkkhakk
Tongkrongan Orang cacad
Si Tuli : Menurut gue spanyol akan menang nih final FIFA WC 2010 gara-gara gak ada elo buta ..
Si Buta : koq gue dibawa-bawa sih,kan gue gak ikutan maen !!!
Si Tuli : elo emang gak ikutan maen tapi klo setiap pemain spanyol buta kaya elo gimana jadinya pertandingan coba .,.,.,.
Si Pincang : tau lo buta,gimana ketahuan goal nanti klo wasitnya ikutan buta ..
Si Buta : diem lo pincang,pantesan indonesia gak ikutan piala dunia kalo 22 pemain indonesia pincang semua kaya elo !!
Si Pincang : elo sih tuli,wasitnya udah bilang ofside lo masih nyelonong aja goal in di omelin tuh ma buta !!
Si Tuli : koq si gagu diem aja,kita lagi ngomongin/bahas piala dunia spanyol vs belanda,lo doank sendiri yang kaga ngomong ..
Si Buta : ngomong donk gagu,menurut lo spanyol ato belanda nih menang piala dunia 2010 ??
Si Pincang : tau lo gagu sombong banget,diem-diem aja….gimana prediksi lo tentang pertandingan malam ini huh ??
(si gagu tetap terdiyam tanpa komentar) tau kenapa ??? ORANG GAGU DIAJAK NGOMONG,JADI YANG CACAD SIAPA SIH ????
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAaa


SAMBUTAN PEMBINA UPACARA NGESELIN

Setiap hari senin pagi,para siswa/i SMUN XXI melakukan upacara.Pembukaan upacara pun berlangsung lancar,dan saatnya pidato/sambutan dari pembina upacara,semua memberikan hormat lalu istirahat di tempat (bukan ngaso yee,hhe).
Pembina Upacara:ass wr.wb .. kepada yg terhormat bp.kepala sekolah beserta staff dan yg tercinta adik-adikku siswa/i SMUN XXI.Puji syukur kehadirat Tuhan YME kita dapat berkumpul bersama dalam upacara yg berbahagia ini.Sebelum saya memasuki lebih dalam lagi tentang maksud dan tujuan saya,saya ingin bertanya kepada semua,Apakah kalian tahu apa yg akan saya bicarakan selanjutnya berkaitan dengan sekolah kita ini?
Para Siswa pun menjawab,Belum tahu pak !!! (para siswa serentak dengan tegas menjawab belum tahu)
Lalu pembina upacara tersebut akhirnya melanjutkan pertanyaan nya kembali,Terima kasih untuk semua,karena kalian semua belum ada yg tahu maka kita akan melanjutkannya pada upacara mendatang,atas perhatiaannya,saya ucapkan terima kasih.
(Akhirnya semua pun meninggalkan lapangan upacara)
Pada upacara selanjutnya,pembina upacara tersebut kembali menanyakan pertanyaan pada upacara sebelumnya dan para siswa pun kembali bingung dan akhirnya menjawab dengan lantang: Sudah tahu pak ,apa yg akan bapak bicarakan !!! dan akhirnya pembina upacara tersebut kembali menutup upacara,karena semua telah mengetahui apa yg akan saya bicarakan jadi saya mengucapkan terima kasih kepada semua,wass wr.wb.
(Akhirnya semua pun meninggalkan lapangan upacara)
Lalu pada upacara yg seterusnya,pembina upacara tersebut kembali menanyakan pertanyaan saat upacara pada senin yg lalu tentang apakah kalian semua mengetahui apa yg akan saya bicarakan selanjutnya tentang sekolah kita ini? (semua siswa dan siswi kebingungan untuk menjawabnya)hingga akhirnya para siswa menjawab: Belum tahu pakk !! dan para siswi menjawab: Sudah tahu pakk !! Lalu,pembina upacara tersebut pun melanjutkannya dengan sangat tenang dan melanjutkan pidato,Baiklah..Bagi yg sudah tahu silahkan kasih tahu bagi yg belum tahu dan Bagi yg belum tahu silahkan bertanya kepada yg sudah tahu,sekian pidato saya wass wr.wb
terima kasih

 KISAH SI ANAK

Seorang gadis ketahuan hamil di luar nikah dan di marahi ibunya.
"Kan ibu sdh bilang... Klo pacarmu pegang dada.. Kamu bilang. JANGAN..! Kalo dia trus pegang ke pahamu bilang BERHENTI.."

Kemudian si gadis menjawab:
......"Tapi bu ... :(
Dia pegang dada sekalian pegang paha.. jadi Aku bilang.. JANGAN BERHENTI..!!!

PASIEN NYOLOT

Seperti yang kita ketahui isi yang ada didalam rumah sakit jiwa itu adalah para orang-orang gila kecuali dokter dan perawat.Tetapi ini sangatlah berbeda,ada salah satu pasien yang terus menyangkal bahwa dirinya tidaklah gila.Pasien tersebut bercita-cita ingin sekali menjadi dokter,jadi dia tahu bagaimana rasanya menjadi seorang dokter tetapi karena dia selalu gagal dalam menjalni setiap tes pada kedokteran akhirnya dia setres dan psikologi menyatakan dia telah gila.Pada suatu ketika,pasien tersebut berontak dan berkata: Kalian tidak tahu dengan apa yang saya rasakan selama ini,asal kalian tau saya ini seorang dokter jadi saya tau bagaimana seorang dokter !! Pasien tersebut terus berteriak dan berontak.Seluruh perawat panik dan bingung harus berbuat apa lagi.Hingga akhirnya sang dokter yang menanganinya datang dan berbicara kepada sang pasien tersebut.(anggaplah sang pasien tersebut bernama andi (maaf jika ada nama yg sama,ini rekayasa,guyon)).Dokter: hey andi,kamu memang tidak gila !! tapi turunlah dulu kamu dari pohon dan kenakan dulu semua pakaian kamu ini nak !!! Hakkhakkhakkkhakkhakk .. waka-waka eeeeee

KESIALAN TUKANG OJEK DAN TUKANG ROTI YANG MENYEBALKAN

Pada suatu ketika ada kecelakaan hebat pada palang pintu kereta api.Berawal dari kisah mistis seorang tukang ojek yang bandel,bandel karena nanggung berjalan ngebut ingin menerobos  masuk melewati palang pintu kereta api,padahal jarak kereta sudah sangat dekat dan siap melintas.Hingga akhirnya tukang ojek bandel tersebut mencoba menerobos melewati palang pintu dan ingin melintasi kereta api tapi sayang naassss,rompi tukang ojek tersebut tersangkut palang pintu kereta api hingga terpleset jatuh jempalitan.Dalam kondisi hujan deras,syukur alhasil tukang ojek tersebut dan motonya tidak kenapa-kenapa.Tempat itu di penuhi dengan keramaian.Lalu ada seorang cewek cantik yang sedang melintas turun dari mobilnya ingin mengetahui kejadian tersebut,karena ada tukang roti di dekatnya,orang tersebut bertanya kepada tukang roti,"rame sekali,ada apa bang?" dan tukang roti tersebut menjawabnya dengan singkat,"ada keju,ada coklat,ada stroberi dan coklat pisang",mau yang mana nonn??cewek tersebut terheran mendengarnya ?!???

Sekian cerita lucu dan ngeselin dari saia,semoga semuanya terhibur ......... HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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Motivasi Hidup

Season 2

Dalam Motivasi Hidup season 2 saya ini akan menjelaskan dan flash back (mundur melihat kebelakang),orang-orang yang telah sukses melalui dunia maya menjadi nyata melalui bisnis jaringan.Setiap motivator pasti selalu mengajarkan kita tentang mimpi,arti dari dunia mimpi (Impian),Bagaimana caranya mereka semua yang telah berhasil mendapatkan impiannya? Seperti saya sampaikan sebelumnya,Coba kita pahami,telusuri dan mencontek positif bagaimana mereka semua mendapatkan kesuksesan tersebut.Apakah kita pernah bermimpi akan menjadi seorang direktur atau pengusaha kaya raya? Lalu langkah apa yang telah kita lakukan untuk mendapatkan kesuksesan tersebut? Pernahkah juga kita membayangkan semua itu kita sendiri yang mendapatkannya?

Jangan mau selamanya Penghasilan kita ditentukan orang lain !! kenapa ?!? Penghasilan ditentukan orang lain,Target kerja (berangkat pagi sekali,pulang malam banget),lelah,memikirkan urusan kerjaan menumpuk,urusan kebutuhan sehari-hari terus harus terpenuhi,penghasilan pas-pasan/kurang mencukupi !! "Ingat,Uang memang bukan segalanya tetapi banyak hal dalam hidup ini yang harus di beli dengan uang".Cara-cara Menambah penghasilan : Berani membeli Aset Produktif,ber-Investasi,Men

abung dan Memiliki tidak hanya satu bidang usaha."Kaya mana yang Menggaji atau yang Digaji??". Inilah contoh-contoh nyata yang telah merasakan langsung keberhasilan dan kesuksesan melalui Bisnis Jaringan :
1. Jerry Yang & David Filo (awal bulan April 1994,alumni universitas Stanford,Pendiri Yahoo bersistem Jaringan).
2. Larry Page & Sergey Brin (awal thn.1995 mahasiswa Ph.D universitas Stanford,Pendiri Google bersistem Jaringan).
3. Mark Zurkerberg (Usia 23 thn Penemu dan Pencipta Facebook bersistem Jaringan).
Masih gak percaya dan ragu,bisnis jaringan hanya menguntungkan yang diatas saja ?!?Jangan pernah salah menilai tentang usaha bisnis Jaringan !!!

Lima cara Menjadi Kaya secara Kenyataan :
1. Menjadi Pengusaha (Enterpreneur)
2. Menjadi Eksekutif
3. Menjadi Seorang Profesional
4. Pedagang (Penjual/Pengusaha)
5. Sisanya hanya berharap kepada Keberuntungan.
Modal awal Enterpreneur adalah Keberanian.Awalnya Dunia Maya tetapi Hasilnya dapat dirasakan secara riil dan nyata (Real of Fact).

Peluang menjadi Enterpreneur terbuka 12 bulan dalam setahun,52 minggu penuh kesempatan,365 hari untuk berfikir (Positif,Inovatif & Kreatif),8.760 jam untuk merencanakan,52.600 menit untuk bekerja keras/bertindak,31.536.000 detik untuk menikmati dan sisanya adalah Penunggu yang berharap kepada sebuah keberuntungan.

Jangan pernah takut,ragu dan bimbang untuk bermimpi,karena mimpi itu gratis.Bukankah terbang seperti burung(pesawat terbang),berbicara puas jarak jauh(komunikasi telepon),melihat dunia seberang(TV) dan pergi ke bulan adalah impian seseorang yg sekarang terbukti jadi kenyataan,kenapa semua itu bukan aku yang lakukan dan rasakan ?!? Jadi masih takut bermimpi / Berkhayal ?!? "Sementara banyak orang bermimpi berhenti kerja dan memulai usaha bisnis sendiri,hanya sedikit yang benar2 melakukannya,kenapa?Karena perubahan dari karyawan menjadi enterpreneur lebuh dari sekedar berganti pekerjaan,perubahan ini adalah metamorfosii yang sebenarnya.(Robert T.Kiyosaki).Dalam awal kita melakukan sesuatu apapun kita harus bisa dan yakin akan apa yang terjadi termasuk segala resiko yang ada dan juga sistem "POAC" adalah Planning,Organizing,Actuating dan Controlling.

* Modal Berhasil dengan Kesuksesan :
1. Berinvestasi
2. Membeli Aset Produktif
3. Personal Franchise

Percayakah bahwa orang yang sukses adalah orang yang unik,bukan hanya dari cara berfikirnya,bahkan kebiasaannya pun unik.Hal2 negatif yang kebanyakan orang pikirkan terhadapnya bukanlah urusannya,karena yang terpenting adalah apa yang ia pikirkan tentang dirinya sendiri,tentang bagaimana ia memandang dirinya sendiri,dengan kata lain "apa yang dipikirkan orang lain tentang diriku itu bukan urusanku"(Robert T.Kiyosaki).

"Tidak ada yang gagal didalam suatu usaha bisnis,yang ada hanyalah orang yang berhenti berjuang sebelum sukses". "Ketika mereka tertidur,saya terbangun.Disaat mereka baru terbangun,saya pun telah berjalan.Pada saat mereka sedang berjalan,saya pun berlari dengan sangat cepat.Lalu ketika mereka berlari dengan cepatnya,saya pun sudah tertidur kembali,kenapa ??Karena saya telah membuktikan untuk berhasil sukses"

Motivasi dan suatu Pengembangan diri yang telah saya dapatkan dari berbagai macam jawaban dimana pun saya berada :
"Ingat,Uang memang bukan segalanya tetapi banyak hal dalam hidup ini yang harus dibayar dengan uang"

"Biarkan orang lain berkata kita ini orang edan tetapi nantinya bisa buat beli mobil sedan,daripada kita menjadi orang waras yang setiap hari memikirkan beras trus"

"Kegagalan adalan kunci sukses menuju suatu keberhasilan"

"Kaya mana yang menggaji atau dengan yang Digaji"

"Sekarang abadnya Komunikasi - Informasi,segala apapun pasti bisa terjadi"

"Instan(Serba mudah),mengajarkan kita untuk melakukan suatu tindakan perubahan positif"

"I can do this and i always a believe about Success"

"Jangan biarkan orang lain yang hanya meraih kesuksesan tersebut"

"sekali lagi,Jangan mau selamanya penghasilan kita ditentukan orang lain".

Rezeki itu memang datangnya dari Allah SWT.tetapi apakah hanya sekedar menunggu sampai kesempatan itu datang? Do  iT .. Do  iT .. Do  iT .....

Motivasi Hidup

Season 1 
     Berawal dari kisah saya,pengalaman saya,kehidupan saya,hidup dengan banyak terpaan badai dan guncangan badai besar menghantam. Cobaan dan ujian,setiap kehidupan pasti akan mengalaminya. Dengan semua apa yang saya lihat,apa yang saya dengar,apa yang saya ketahui dan dengan apa yang saya rasakan,semuanya secara langsung " Real Of Fact ". Kebangkrutan,kegagalan,kesedihan yang mendalam,kesusahan dan masih banyak hal lainnya. Di sini,pada season 1 saya akan sedikit berbagi pengalaman saya tentang " Bagaimana caranya mendapatkan hasil yang maksimal dari dasar 0 ".
     Dalam hidup ini banyak sekali kita melihat sekitar kita,orang-orang berdagang,berjualan,bekerja,mencari sesuap nasi untuk kebutuhuannya.Tetapi,banyak juga orang yang merasakan kesuksesannya dengan pengorbanan yang di capainya. Padahal saya sudah bekerja pagi,siang,sore tetapi untuk memenuhi kebutuhan keluarga saya masih saja kurang,Lalu bagaimana saya bisa mendapatkan hasil yang maksimal dan sukses seperti orang lain yang telah berhasil? 
     Terkadang manusia itu dapat melewatkan hal terkecil dan ingin selalu yang lebih dan lebih. Sudah bekerja seharian dalam 5 hari tiap minggu tetapi mengapa upah bulanan selalu saja kurang atau minus untuk kebutuhan?Banyak sekali pertanyaan-pertanyaan dalam hidup kita ini.Saya juga ada contoh lagi seperti ini,Berangkat kerja pagi-pagi sekali,di jalan macet/debu,sudah sampai di tempat kerjaan lemas akibat kemacetan bahkan harus di marahin oleh atasan dan kerjaan menumpuk,lalu pulang sore di jalan macet,ehh..sampai di rumah sudah malam dan harus menjaga kondisi untuk kesehatan,itu semua di lakukan setiap harinya..Lalu,kapan harus berbagi waktu dengan keluraga?Kapan juga kita dapat menikmati hidup ini.Jikalaupun sabtu dan minggu libur,tetap saja kita harus tetap memikirkan kebutuhan ekonomi yang sampai saat ini perekonomian di Indonesia terus menurun sehingga semua barang kebutuhan sangat terasa mahal bahkan harus menutupinya dengan mencari hutangan sana-sini.
     Lalu harus bagaimana lagi,jika semua itu tidak di lakukan darimana saya dapat mencukupi semua kebutuhan itu? Semua jawaban kehidupan kita ini ada di " ATM ". Mesin duit maksudnya?Bukan,tetapi A: Amati, T: Tiru, M: Modifikasi. Coba kita melihat di sekitar kita dan renungkan,mengapa ada banyak bengkel-bengkel besar,counter-counter,showroom-showroom,dagangan,dll.Benar-benar amati dengan seksama,buka usaha bengkel atau usaha lain,apakah mereka semua terpatok akan waktu?apakah terpatok dengan sebuah gaji?Si pemilik usaha tinggal memberikan kapan waktu buka dan tutupnya,tinggal me-manajemen berapa banyak hasil yang ingin di dapatkannya.Tiru itu semua,cari tahu mengapa bisa membuka usaha tersebut hingga mendapatkan hasil yang maksimal.Modifikasikan usaha anda tersebuat dengan sesuatu hal yang menarik,sesuatu hal yang membuat pelanggan terkesan dan membuat anda menjadi sukses dalam usaha anda dengan hasil yang maksimal.
     Bagaimana saya dapat membuka usaha tersebut sedangkan saya kerja saja untuk kebutuhan selalu minus?Jawaban pertama dari saya yaitu Berani yang ke dua yaitu Investasi dan yang ke tiga adalah Menabung. Berani,setelah anda membaca dari awal di atas barusan anda harus dapat melihat dan membaca situasi dan kondisi yang ada di sekitar anda,lalu lakukanlah dengan berani untuk mengambil keputusan yang tepat memulai usaha anda tersebut.Investasikanlah sedikit uang anda sehingga mendapatkan hasil tambahan lebih dan berlipat. Kurangin sifat foya-foya dengan gemar menabung,misal anda biasa makan dengan keluarga di restoran,lakukan tanpa malu dengan makan bareng keluarga anda di warteg atau makan bareng keluarga di dalam rumah dengan menu istimewa tetapi keceriaan dalam keluarga begitu membuat selera makan begitu enak.
     Saran saya," Selalu berfikir bahwa hidup ini adalah sesuatu hal yang sangat luar biasa jadi untuk apa kita menginginkan hidup yang biasa-biasa saja,semua memang patut untuk di syukuri tetapi berusaha untuk menjadi yang terbaik adalah Impian dari setiap orang "

2010 World Cup Preparations

World Cup 2010: Kaka Convinced Dunga Can Opener Shown In Action 
Brazilian coach is assessing the condition of injured Kaka has been far better.

Dunga

Brazil national team coach Dunga put his star playmaker Kaka convictions will be appearing at the World Cup opening match later.
"Kaka will keep trying to improve his fitness in the next few days. His condition was much improved since he came to Brazil," Dunga said.
Kaka had a doubt before appearing at the beginning of the match Brazil. He suffered injuries. For nearly two months, Kaka absent from a number of games made his club Real Madrid.
"Even though until now he still carry out the physical therapy, it does not mean he's still injured," said Dunga tried to convince Kaka conditions.
"What is needed now Kaka just need to strengthen the muscles alone, and indeed he has not really recovered from his injury."
"For sure we will continue to exercise intensity for Kaka and see how he responds. I'm sure he'll be able to recover completely to face the first match against North Korea."

 

Danish Beat Senegal 2-0, Kjaer Injury 
Coach Morten Olsen hit with the injury suffered by Simon Kjaer.

 

 

Simon Kjaer - Denmark 

 

Danes defeated Senegal two goals without reply in a match warm-up ahead of World Cup 2010, but had to pay dearly success with the injury suffered by defender Simon Kjaer.
Christian Poulsen opened the scoring 27 minutes. Nine minutes before Tomas Enevoldsen close matches with 2-0 victories, Kjaer Mame Biram Diouf and propped ditandu out the field.
Coach Morten Olsen admitted Kjaer serious injury, but did not want to ensure the reliable defender that will not be brought to South Africa.
"This is really sad," lamented Olsen, who will set the 23 Danish players, Friday (28 / 5).
Olsen resting the veteran goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen and striker Nicklas Bendtner in this fight, but the Danes still looked impressive.
Thomas Kahlenberg, Dennis Rommedahl, Mikkel Beckmann and Michael Krohn-Dehli, had a scoring opportunity.
The composition of Players:
Denmark: Kim Christensen (Jesper Christiansen); William Kvist, Simon Kjaer, Daniel Agger, Simon Poulsen (Patrick Mtiliga); Christian Poulsen (Martin Jorgensen), Jakob Poulsen (Thomas Enevoldsen), Mikkel Beckmann (Michael Krohn-Dehli); Dennis Rommedahl (Christian D. Eriksen), Thomas Kahlenberg, Jon Dahl Tomasson.
Senegal: Cheikh Tidlane, Jacques Faty (Mohamed Sarr), Kader Mangane, Pape Diakhate, Jackson Mendy, Ndiaye Dame N'Diaye, Mickaël Tavares, Guirane N'Daw (Abdoulaye Faye), Moussa Sow (Mamadou Niang), Souleymane Camara (Papiss Demba Cisse), Mame Biram Diouf.

Obama Watch World Cup From the Oval Office 
Vice President Joe Biden will witness a direct fight U.S. premiere at the 2010 World Cup.

 

 

Barack Obama, United State 

 

U.S. President Barrack Obama will not be present at the World Cup in 2010, but will watch the kids, Uncle Sam competed in South Africa from the Oval Office - his workplace.
Obama met all members of the U.S. national team at the White House, Thursday (27 / 5). Obama says VP to players who will be watching Joe Biden directly match the U.S. premiere on June 12.
Former President Bill Clinton also attended the meeting. He came as honorary president of the nomination committee of the U.S. as World Cup host in 2018 or 2022.
Besides fascinated with the ability to perform juggling players at the White House, the U.S. national team costumes also attracted the attention of Obama.
Clinton said the players have to look good in clothes. U.S. Preseiden black players also agree that the U.S. should menggenakan shoes pretty sight.

Back Follow Torres Spanish Practice Session 
There were indications that the Spanish striker has recovered from injury and ready to play.

 

 

Fernando Torres - Spanyol 

Fernando Torres showed positive signs associated with the condition of the injury. He had followed the Spanish team training session for the first time today.
Liverpool striker's previous practice session must follow separate because they have to undergo knee surgery recovery time last month. But this time he has shown signs will be ready for the opening match Spain against Switzerland on 16 June.
Obviously, recovery of the Torres got positive response from his colleagues in the national team.
"The good news certainly see Fernano could return to practice with us. He is an important player for us," said defender Gerard Pique quoted as saying by Sky Sports.
"He stated that he would be fit for our opening match, especially when this is good news," said winger Juan Mata.
Torres Berlatihnya complete a total of 23 players took part in training sessions. The plan tomorrow they will fly to Austria to conduct a special training camp before heading to South Africa.

Milan Ibra bid € 80 Million 
Spanish media claim to Milan will bid like Ibra and concerned with a fantastic price.

 

 

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Barcelona, Osasuna

AC Milan are reported to be in the vanguard chasing Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic. No tangung-paced, offering valued at € 80 million posted the Rossoneri are ready to get their signature players are tall. Sport such claims.
'Want Milan Ibra'. Title is adorned ranks headlines Spanish newspapers, Tuesday (25 / 5). In the news content is mentioned, the arrival of David Villa indirectly represents the final episode was in the Nou Camp Ibra a new career with Alzugrana whole corn.
It's not a secret anymore if Milan is so heed a striker for ditandemkan with Ronaldinho and Alexandre Pato up front.
Ibra himself had expressed his happiness when returning to Milan.
However, Milan is known as the clubs are reluctant to spend more to get their star players. Not surprisingly, the offer amounted to € 80 million and still be considered by the careful management of the Rossoneri.
Last month, the company Fininvest also had called for the club not to waste more money because it will damage the club's economic plan which will impact the entire cost of the internal sector clubs.

Arema Indonesia Juara Superliga!

Tambahan satu poin sudah cukup bagi Arema untuk meraih gelar juara Superliga.

 

 

Tim Arema Malang

Hal-Hal Terkait

Arema Indonesia memastikan menjadi juara Superliga 2009/10. Diwarnai oleh insiden kericuhan pemain dari kedua tim, Arema tampil sebagai juara setelah bermain imbang 1-1 melawan PSPS Pekanbaru di Stadion Kaharuddin Nasution, Rumbai, Pekanbaru, Rabu (26/5).

Tambahan satu poin sudah cukup bagi Arema untuk merengkuh trophy juara. Pasalnya, mereka mengantungi poin 70.

Persipura Jayapura yang menduduki peringkat dua sudah tak bisa lagi mengejar perolehan poin Arema meski mengalahkan Persiwa Wamena di laga terakhir, Minggu (30/5). Persipura sendiri baru mengumpulkan poin 66. Laga  terakhir Arema melawan Persija juga sudah tak menentukan lagi.

Pertandingan penentuan bagi Arema memang berjalan keras. Tim berjuluk Singo Edan unggul lebih dulu melalui gol striker asal Singapura Noh Alam Shah menit ke-39. Namun, PSPS mampu menyamakan kedudukan saat Dzumafo Herman mencetak gol dari titik penalti. 

Dalam pertandingan itu, baik PSPS maupun Arema secara bergantian melakukan serangan pada pertahanan lawan. Hanya, serangan mereka selalu gagal.

Arema berhasil memanfaatkan keuntungan saat Noh Alam Shah berhasil membobol gawang PSPS di menit ke-39. Ia menyelesaikan umpan bagus dari M. Ridhuan. Kedudukan itu bertahan sampai babak pertama usai.

Memasuki babak kedua, pertandingan makin panas. PSPS akhirnya berhasil menyamakan kedudukan melalui Dzumafo dari titik penalti di menit ke-50.

Tuan rumah mendapat hadiah penalti menyusul pelanggaran setelah Putut Waringin Jati dijatuhkan oleh pemain Arema asal Kamerun, Pierre Njanka. Eksekusi penalti diselesaikan dengan baik oleh Dzumafo.

Tak lama kemudian setelah gol itu terjadi keributan. Insiden diawali saat pemain belakang PSPS Dedi Gusmawan terjatuh karena kena sikut oleh Alam Shah. Melihat kejadian itu, sejumlah pemain PSPS langsung mengerubuti Alam
Shah sehingga memancing reaksi pemain Arema yang lain.

Sejumlah pemain cadangan kedua tim kemudian masuk ke lapangan sehingga suasana semakin ricuh. Beberapa pemain Arema saling kejar dengan pemain PSPS. Insiden itu membuat aparat masuk ke lapangan untuk melerai.

Pertandingan sempat dihentikan selama sepuluh menit oleh wasit Iis Isa Permana. Namun tidak ada satu kartu pun keluar dari sakunya.

Setelah insiden itu, kedua tim tak mampu menambah gol. Saat wasit Iis meniup peluit akhir pertandingan, tim Arema langsung meluapkan suka cita. Mereka memastikan meraih gelar juara Superliga di Pekanbaru.

Toward the 2010 World Cup

Treble success, Inter Milan Can 100 Million Euros

Inter Milan is estimated to have incomes up to 100 million euros of the bonus money and entrance fees if won the treble.
Inter Milan will reap large amounts of revenue if it won the treble this season.
According to Il Corriere dello Sport, Tuesday (18 / 5), Inter Milan's get 200 thousand euros from 7.1 million euros for the group phase, and an additional 2.8 million euros from the results they achieved in the first phase of the competition.
Inter Milan then received three million euro for a big 16th round of qualifying for the Champions League and an additional 3.3 million euros due to pass into the quarter-finals and 4.2 million euros after penetrating the semi-finals.
In the final, Inter Milan will receive 5.5 million euros and if the title and lifted the trophy, the UEFA will award money for million euros.
The total of the first phase until the final, Inter Milan pocketed 35.1 million euros. But if all that is added to the income of television broadcasting rights, ticket of the season and their performances in Serie A and Coppa Italia, with the chance to play in the European Super Cup and Club World Cup, Inter Milan, could pocket up to 100 million euros.

Vice President of Barcelona: Henry might have to MLS soccer club 
Vice-President Raphael Yuste confirms Barcelona striker Thierry Henry is likely to move to Major League Soccer next season.
Hijrahnya Thiery Henry ke Major League Soccer (MLS) diklaim wakil presiden Barcelona Rafael Yuste sangat mungkin terjadi musim depan.

Menurutnya, yang tersisa adalah kesepakatan antara Barcelona dengan pihak yang terkait, baik Henry mau pun pihak MLS.

"Henry dan Barcelona hanya harus mengambil kesepakatan berdua sehingga kedua pihak bisa sama-sama senang," kata Yuste dikutip Ona FM, Selasa (18/5).

Sebelumnya, direktur umum Barcelona Joan Oliver juga mengatakan Henry akan bergabung dengan klub MLS dan menegaskan spekulasi itu tidaklah salah.

Henry sendiri masih memiliki kontrak semusim bersama Barcelona dan dikabarkan sejumah media Spanyol dan Amerika Serikat akan hijrah ke New York Red Bulls.

Barcelona .. Torres joined Hunting 
Increases again Liverpool's bomber enthusiasts.
After Chelsea and Manchester City, Barcelona coming in in the hunt for Fernando Torres.
Reported in The Sun, it will be positioned Liverpool striker as a substitute Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who reportedly will be disposed of Barcelona in the summer transfer market.
The plan, Barcelona will release first Ibrahimovic to get additional funds to redeem Torres transfer from Liverpool, who estimated its value not lower than 40 million pounds.
Speculation, Ibrahimovic will be released to Real Madrid if Jose Mourinho officially joined the Los Merengues next summer, replacing Manuel Pellegrini.
With this scenario, it is hoped, Torres could ditandemkan with Lionel Messi, David Villa is also on the front line Barcelona next season.
There is also David Villa claimed already in advanced stages of negotiations to move to the Nou Camp next summer.And Cech Fabregas the next join with Barcelona.

For the World Cup, Ronaldo Warned By Her love story 
Real Madrid and Portugal star is expected to remain focused on his football career at the World Cup in 2010 compared to romance with Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.
Cristiano Ronaldo news mentioning romantically involved with one of the top Hollywood celebrity, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, making Portugal's national team management react slightly. The players also got a warning.

 

Cristiano Ronaldo - Portugal

The warning is not without reason. Management expects Ronaldo's team can fully focus on appearance and performance on the field to help Portugal achieve the best positions in South Africa in June. Also expected to issue romance and romantic story between Ronaldo and the girls around her did not bother him.
"Carlos Queiroz (Portugal coach) know Ronaldo is a player a professional and responsible and committed to the total on the team," said the source Yahoo! Sports in Portugal national team.
"He knows and respects Ronaldo adult life under the media spotlight."
"But this is the World Cup and all must focus on the game. Queiroz plans will be talking with Ronaldo personally to ensure there is no such thing as interference," explained the source.
There are even Portugal are in a group of death along with Brazil, Ivory Coast and North Korea.
Christiano Ronaldo and everyone also has to admit Ronaldo Luiz Nazario de Lima has become a professional star player of all time.

World Cup 2010 Special: Ten Things To Expect From North Korea In South Africa

It's a first World Cup for 44 years...

Not much is known about North Korea though that is going to change over the next few weeks in football terms at least. Over the years Asia Editor John Duerden has had the chance to meet some of the players and watch the team in action a number of times and gives the lowdown on what to expect from the World Cup outsiders.
Current shotstopper Ri Myong Guk isn’t the first DPRK man behind the sticks to favour long pants over short ones but he is perhaps the most consistent. The black bottoms are always present and there is no reason to suggest that it will be any different on those chilly winter evenings in South Africa.
 

Fourteen games in the two qualification groups saw the goalkeeper pick the ball out of his net a total of five times – not bad at all when you consider the standard of some of the opposition. North Korea are unapologetically defensive and get men.North Korea may not score many but the goals that do come are as easy on the eye as Pyongyang’s famed female traffic cops. As well as the classy Hong Yong Jo and the brutal Jong Tae Se, watch out for the goalscoring instincts of Mun In Guk and defender Pak Nam Chol can hit the ball hard.The North Korean national team is not a set-up that encourages impromptu chats to the press. The bare minimum that FIFA usually requires- 15 minutes during training -is the best that most can hope for. Press conferences tend to be short, serious and give nothing away while there ain't much mixing in the mixed zones.Sure, this is a team that defends and does so without an ounce of guilt but there is an ability to move the forward quickly that can surprise opposition not ready for it. Before you know it, the ball has gone from Ri Kwang Chon to Hong Yong Jo to Jong Tae Se.Teamwork is the theme that runs through the North Korean side. The forwards sacrifice their attacking instincts and put the team first. This is a side with no egos and one that has been together for years with a collective spirit that is likely to be unmatched elsewhere.

Follow and Spirite ...

Fair Play

Explain the reasons for removal of Terry Capello 
Fabio Capello has admitted no other choice except take off John Terry as captain because of the scandal was doing.

 

John Terry and Wayne Rooney - England 

 

Manager Fabio Capello finally open vote on the dismissal of John Terry as England captain after the case affair with a close friend of Wayne Bridge uncovered.
He admitted that he had no choice but to remove and replace him with Terry Rio Ferdinand before the second kakpten.
"I have no other choice. He knew, for me the values are everything. At that time, I was in Italy and got a call about what happened. All delivered to me," said Capello.
"I thought for a moment and then contact John. We talked a lot over the phone. He was a mature and mature," continued Capello who had previously refused to discuss the removal of Terry. When appointed to replace Terry Ferdinand, he also gave no explanation.
On returning to England, Capello then called Terry. At that point, he states no longer make Terry as captain of the Three Lions.
"At that time, we looked at each other. I say, captain of the team should be an example for others. I can not make you as captain again," ungkapknya.
When asked if Terry did not lose, he pointed out, "No."
"It can happen in life. Still, Terry is one player who can make a difference. He's a real leader."

Zambrotta Italy Confident of Success 
According to the wing defender Milan, Azzurri will not only ride passes in South Africa later.

 

 

Eljero Elia and Gianluca Zambrotta, Italy - Netherlands 

Italian Gianluca Zambrotta believes the national team was not prepared to appear briefly at the World Cup in South Africa in 2010.
Many people doubted the potential of Italy because of the many players who can not be called coach Marcello Lippi, and the defending champion was not regarded as one of the main favorite to triumph in South Africa.
However, when asked Rai TV, Zambrotta believes, "We are still world champions and we will go there to sustain this extraordinary trophies."
"This time it will be difficult because many of the team is stronger than four years ago, but we have hope and want to keep moving," he said.

Supported Korea 1000 Chinese Fans 
Because of the limited North Koreans are able to directly present in South Africa, the population of the RRC was willing to help.

 

 

North Korea

 

Not many North Koreans are able to directly support his country in South Africa, so that eventually the Chinese fans who were invited to support the team pursuit was a black horse.
According to the Xinhua news agency, North Korean Sports Committee office in Beijing to distribute tickets for the 1000 RRC residents who are willing to support North Korea. Chinese fans will be watching matches between neighboring countries with Brazil and Portugal.
A number of people who get these tickets, among others, some celebrity who once supported China when appearing in the previous World Cup.
China and North Korea did have a close relationship, including in the form of sports equipment, while one Chinese manufacturer Erke sponsoring a football team after previously also supported the North Korean athletes at the Beijing Olympics in 2008.

Ballack, World Cup Final Target 
Mainstay Panzer team was confident his team was supposed to set high achievement in major tournaments, including the World Cup later.

 

 

Michael Ballack, Chelsea

Ballack is enjoying success in his club, while Chelsea managed to embrace the English Premier League title, and also the opportunity to combine this with the FA Cup this weekend. It also wants to reach success with the Germans in South Africa.
"If you go for Euro ago and claimed the World Cup semi-finals in 2006 as a major failure, you could not have created the target is lower than that," said Ballack told Kicker.
Ballack admits, "This team has been revamped again and lately appear less attractive, but we're not worried about the strength of the team."
So that Germany can achieve, the players who joined the team late due to the necessity performed with Bayern Munich and Werder Bremen, must achieve success with his club so that their confidence increases and it will bring positive things for the team Panzer.
"Maybe the players will come as a champion Bayern's Champions League, players DFB Pokal Bayern as champions, and I as a double champion," joked Ballack.

Watch Tennis, Ronaldo In taunted Attendance 
Some viewers feel annoyed by comments that Ronaldo refused the possibility to move to Barcelona.

Cristiano Ronaldo - Real Madrid

Real Madrid star player Cristiano Ronaldo was jeered by fans at Madrid when he was watching the tennis.
CR9 Daily Sport has reported a laughing stock of the audiences watching tennis when he was present at the match against Rafael Nadal Oleksandr Dolgopolov, Wednesday local time.
Believed, ridicule comes about because some fans feel angry after Ronaldo commented about Barcelona. At that time the former Manchester United player was refused the possibility to move to Barcelona.
In the excerpt, Ronaldo said: "Barca? For this center, Madrid is my home and my club. But I can not say never."
"Because I do not know what will happen in the future, once again you never know. But what I want I seem to retire in Madrid."

For Indonesian People's 

Jadwal Televisi 15-17 Mei 2010

Jadwal televisi tercantum dalam Waktu Indonesia Barat (WIB). Jadwal dapat berubah sewaktu-waktu tanpa pemberitahuan.

ANTV

Setiap Hari
05:30 Lensa Olahraga

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00:30 Lensa Olahraga

GLOBAL TV

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23:30 Partai klasik Piala Dunia

METRO TV

Setiap Hari
02:30 Metro Sports
23:30 Metro Sports

Setiap Senin s/d Jumat
13:05 Sports Club

Setiap Sabtu
13:05 Spirit Football

Setiap Minggu
06:05 Bundesliga Kick-Off

RCTI

Setiap Kamis
23:30 Partai klasik final Piala Dunia

TRANS 7

Setiap Hari
06:00 Sport 7

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00:30 Sport 7 Malam

Setiap Sabtu-Minggu
13:30 Galeri Sepakbola Indonesia
14:00 One Stop Football

TV ONE

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23:30 Kabar Arena

Setiap Selasa
23:00 Highlight Liga Primer Inggris

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14:00 Soccer One
14:30 Dokumenter Sepakbola
15:00 Preview Liga Primer Inggris

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13:00 Dokumenter Sepakbola

TELKOMVISION / YES TV

Setiap Senin s/d Jumat
23:00 [Ten Sports] Sportsnight

VISION 1 SPORTS (INDOVISION)

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11:30 Daily News Update
18:30 Daily News Update
23:30 Daily News Update

ESPN (INDOVISION)

Setiap Hari
18:30 SportsCenter Asia
21:00 SportsCenter Asia
23:30 SportsCenter Asia

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17:30 Football Asia 2009/10
21:30 Highlights Liga Primer Inggris

Setiap Selasa
19:00 Football Focus With John Dykes
20:30 Premier League World

Setiap Rabu
19:30 World Of Football
20:00 Global Football
21:30 Goals!

Setiap Kamis
19:00 Football Crazy

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19:00 Football Forecast
20:00 First Edition

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11:30 Preview Liga Primer Inggris
17:30 SportsCenter Weekly Review

STAR SPORTS (INDOVISION)

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20:30 Score Tonight

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19:00 Football Crazy

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14:00 Global Football
15:00 Highlights Liga Primer Inggris
15:30 Preview Liga Primer Inggris

Setiap Minggu
10:00 Football Extra

We all the say .. Welcome to the freedom .. Fair Play Together !!

World Cup 2010

Mourinho: I Will Elite Coaching Club Spain 

Jose Mourinho's call as a football Serie A hypocritical, full of pretense and filled with two-faced people.
 

 

Jose Mourinho

Inter Milan coach Jose Mourinho has rejected claims he was ready to move to Real Madrid, but said: "I will train the Spanish giants."
This statement invites speculation Mourinho will actually leave the San Siro, and replaces Manuel Pellegrini at Real Madrid after the Champions League final at the Santiago Bernabeu.
In fact, Inter and Mourinho could make a joint statement that so far there is no contact between him and Real Madrid's management.
Speaking to Panorama magazine, Mourinho said: "Everything written in the press that my leg has been in Spain, is simply not true."
But in other parts of the interview Mourinho said: "Correct me will train Real Madrid. I have to train at Chelsea. Now I train the big clubs in Serie A. Then I will train the big clubs in Spain."
When asked why he used to say do not like Italian football, Mourinho reasoned: "This is football hypocrite. People come to me, smiled and said, your best bet, you are great. And then they attacked me. I do not like all that."
Coach in Italy, Mourinho said, also do the same thing.

Young Team Germany Brush Malta 

A number of players absent pillars, because they still need to strengthen the club.

Germany, Cacau, Trochowski, Khedira

Young German troops, mostly through his debut with the team Panzer show satisfactory performance to beat Malta 3-0 in a test match in Aachen.
Coach Joachim Loew had to call the new faces to strengthen the German, because most players absent pillars, because they have to defend their respective clubs. In this game, players from Bayern Munich and Werder Bremen missed to prepare for the German Cup final [DFB Pokal].
Loew implement an aggressive pattern of the game with a formula 4-3-3 in World Cup match warm-up ahead of this. In the front row, Loew put Toni Kroos and Lukas Podolski. Dennis Aogo left-back underwent his debut for the national team.
In this game, Germany created many opportunities. New game six minutes walk, Germany was threatening the defense of Malta Kroos volley that goalkeeper Justin Haber ignored. Podolski failed to grab the ball gag
Germany eventually winning first at minute 16 through Cacau. After receiving feedback from Aogo, VfB Stuttgart players execute a ball through a header with just without being able intercepted Haber.
After that, Germany increasingly dominating the game through cooperation Kroos, Piotr Trochowksi, and Stefan Kiessling. Kiessling had time to break down the wicket of Malta, but Bayer Leverkusen striker is already in the first off-side position.
In the second half, Mats Hummels melakoni his debut for Germany after replacing Serdar Tasci included. One minute walking action, which welcomes feedback Podolski kicks blocked Haber Kroos.
Germany finally doubled the advantage after 58 minutes. Starting from Sodoran Kevin Grosskreutz, who entered substitute Kroos, to Podolski, the ball then continue to Cacau who menceploskannya into an empty goal, because Haber was abandoned when it wants to narrow the space for Podolski.
Two minutes later, the team Panzer enlarge advantage through an own goal Kenneth Scicluna who tried to cut bait Grosskreutz to Podolski.
By the game ended, Germany was almost added a goal. Kiessling kick the ball rebounds results are ignored Haber Trochowski struck. However, his kick hit the crossbar still.

Pato, Dunga Accept Decision 

Alexandre Pato believes the odds are not present, but in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil

 

Alexandre Pato - Milan

Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva

Striker Alexandre Pato said he could accept the decision of coach Carlos Dunga did not call him to the provisional squad for the Brazil national team to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
"It's not a good year bua me," Pato said.
AC Milan striker had beaten injury since March 2010, and more sitting in the bleachers. Dunga did not call, because there is no certainty Pato will recover before the World Cup in 2010 rolled.
"It's embarrassing, but I'm still young and still have time," Pato said.
"I believe my chances of playing in the World Cup is four years from now, when Brazil became the host," said Pato.
Responding to rumors he will leave Milan, Pato said: "I'm sure will still be with Milan. I want to help I Rossoneri won something."
Pato absence of two months, but he felt ready to be played at Milan's match against Genoa at the closing of the season. Leonardo, Milan's coach, likely will not be lowered since the first minute.
"My feet do not hurt anymore," he said.

Maradona Confident With the choice 

Diego Maradona remains confident with the players chosen despite criticism.
 

 

Diego Maradona at Soccer City Stadium - Johannesburg

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Nothing extraordinary surprise when coach Diego Maradona announced the 30 players that Argentina's provisional squad. They will undergo selection before Maradona cut seven players to get 23 players who will be authorized to fly to South Africa.
Write-off Javier Zanetti and Esteban Cambiasso had not been called previously estimated. However, calling Ariel Garce (Colon), Juan Insaurralde (Newell's) and Sebastian Blanco (Lanus) is considered surprising because they still lack an international flight hour.
Not only that. Maradona also put forward seven players, including veteran Martin Palermo. In fact they are all most likely brought to South Africa.
When you must cross out the front players, Maradona Diego Milito predicted would be removed. Although Milito shines with Inter Milan, but Maradona is preferred to retain Palermo.
The invitation to the 30 players still invite criticism. However, Maradona made it clear he believes his choice.
"I never doubted my choice," he said.
Maradona announces squad to face charges of a day with the previous coach Alfio Basile ditched so he could handle the national team. However, he denied accusations by children Basile, Alfito it.
"It is not only untrue, but I was always giving praise and criticism against coach in public. I just hope that Argentina took a good result," said Maradona.
However, what is done Alfito Ribolzi received support from Jorge, former assistant to Basile.
He said, "He [Maradona] nothing more than garbage. No good from him. Nothing at all."

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